Now this is funny: School with 65 pregnant teens (that’s 13 percent) ends abstinence-only sex ed program.
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- +December (13)
- Vaca wrap-up
- Murderer on two wheels
- Jinger? Really?
- Doggone it, people voted for me
- "I tell cute animals what's what"
- Eat size ten!
- Just like being there
- What'll ya give me for it?
- In (ahem) remembrance
- Also: "lightsaber back shaving"
- Laurie/Duchovny '09!
- Dawkins' season's greeting
- Crazy kitten smile
- +November (36)
- Works for stabbing too
- Saturday morning lights
- I needz my fix
- You, sir...
- What a fun, sexy time for us
- Savage Love beating
- And on that note, Frog...
- Delay this, mutha-bleepers
- Redfinger
- Obama.. wants.. BRAINS
- Worst persons in California
- Math works.
- Omaha-ha-ha
- A Tiger goes to Washington
- Slim chances
- Dumb, irrational and unbalanced?
- Typical Obamerican family
- Sweet Carolina
- AHS represent!
- Speechless
- 110100110
- One of these things...
- My guide to election night
- If I were a betting man...
- Longetivity... he haz it
- Do it to it!
- President Girly-man to you
- Well, it is North Carolina
- At odds with victory
- Early to bed?
- Keystone state no more?
- Statistically significant
- Silverman and comedic gold
- Victoria falls
- I put a wig on you
- So... I'm not important?
- +October (56)
- They didn't survey me...
- Like of the Conchords
- Forbidden fruit no longer
- Wearing my business socks
- It's Phinally over
- Stark contrast
- USDA beef!
- Lord of the Ray
- Frum bad to worse
- iMarriage
- Follow the instructions
- Exile to Elba = imminent
- Strategy, tactic, or crazy?
- Just FIX IT!
- Opie for Obama
- Picky, picky Palin
- Who says what to do what?!
- He's photogenic to boot
- Just Palin' around
- Curb your election
- Yeesh.
- This isn't a joke?
- It's a Maddow world
- Slim hopes for victory
- A blessing and a curse
- The still-life aquatic
- Carpe diem... sans Deus
- Sure, that's completely normal
- Wait a tick...
- No WMDs this time, Colin...
- Joe the Schmo
- Live from Wasilla, it's...
- Angling for SecDef, Colin?
- I'm not complaining
- Neural circuit for grief
- Politics: ain't it a Hitch
- A Starkey contrast
- Clintons still have it
- For the Nobel win this time
- Can we hit 350?
- Yep, they deserve it
- The world has spoken
- R.I.P., Riches
- I, for one, slouched lower
- I'm almot impressed
- Must be dem heathen academics
- Sudeikis's slide trouble
- Daily Showalter Showalter
- McCain-Pabst '08!
- OMG, UG! You betcha!
- Did she f'ing wink at me?
- Gotta tell President McCain!
- I.e, not even close
- Another medium for Palin
- "View" to a debate
- TVs and aliens and bikes
- +September (49)
- What about Face v. Palm?
- Uh, John Quincy Adams?
- I guess the exam is on
- And on an iPhone, too
- Yo-Phone
- Nothing > shitburger
- I dont like it Charlie!
- Hey, I'm important!
- McCombover
- In the words of St. Ziiiiing...
- Back to livin' la vida LCD
- Hi, I'm a hypocritical PC
- Mmm... Money-candy
- Krugman FTW
- Again, guys... elite = good
- REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
- Not a Pacific Rim Emmy
- There's always November
- Aw, for glaven out loud.
- Goin' back to Philly
- Because it's not difficult to do...
- Doesn't work for square roots
- "Ready to lie." Wow.
- Play Palin when health < 5
- Keep considering the lobster
- Huh. Sounds familiar.
- I was told I'd be alone
- And the winner is...
- Bwaaa! You fools!
- Does it really matter, spirits?
- House in the house
- Ten and a half?
- Damn.
- JJ Abrams' truth is out there
- Are you sure?
- All signs point to...
- I'm not dead yet!
- Camp we can believe in
- The effin' dictionary?
- "Dickipedia" > Wikipedia
- It's after 6 o' clock, Lemon...
- Capt. Ross, renaissance man
- Onk-yo!
- Mark Z. Pancakelewski
- Delicious cake-puter
- Ignorance: willful (or not)
- Daily Show FTW / Under whom?
- It gets better and better
- Casa nueva
- +August (32)
- Palin' in comparison
- Gimme some Skins
- Maddow props
- Medical spam I hope
- Maher: Pope of the nonChristies
- Gone off without a Hitchens
- Tae Kwon do'h!
- Morning Joe
- Hypocrisy or short memory?
- I will go in this way
- Second infancy, perhaps?
- Uhhh...
- I've seen it coming
- It's gonna be a glorious day
- Good to know
- "Projections done right"? I hope!
- That's putting it generously...
- You wouldn't get this from any other guy
- All Pictures West
- Still in awe
- Hopefully not related to Ted
- I'll get my Slightly Ridiculous Hat
- Ezra's a werepunk
- "Male unbifurcated garment"
- Big ideas (don't get 'em)
- Wall-hung
- If worse comes to worst
- "It's funny 'cause it's true"
- Throw a rock at the door switch
- "...And you can't stop it"
- "Disemvoweling"
- Rolling back prices and democracy
- +July (51)
- What, only seven?
- On a lighter note
- Close to home
- Not that I disagree, really
- Speaking of audacity...
- "Y?" indeed
- Momblog on WaPo
- Bias this, dimwits
- Savage hate
- All the way from France
- Conan in Cali
- Better than he fares on TV
- More blogging? Doubtful
- Better watch out
- There's fair, then there's fair
- Paging Dr. Freud
- Don't worry; doesn't hurt
- "Peed on" comes up a lot
- "Laughably terrible" is about right
- Knock on wood
- Peter Nincompoop!
- He looks like a tomato
- And then it'll be awesome
- iPhone = anxiety meds
- With Chester!
- Good thing I didn't step in it!
- Why so serious?
- Miniscule perfection
- Case in point, maybe
- He does have a point, Bacon
- Method acting
- Er, um... I, er...
- He's such a pro
- How is he still viable?
- It's finally here!*
- Comcastic-craptic
- Bill Nye the Eco Guy
- I know I will
- Top Gear top tiff
- I, for one, never accepted them
- My life in album covers
- He met The Walrus
- A Sacrifice of a weekend
- iAm an iDol worshipper
- Drosophila-phobic
- Blindness and bots
- And "barbecue" is Caribbean!
- ...At least most of the time
- Know where your towel is
- Courage but no judgment?
- New boss, same as the old boss
- +June (38)
- Another second chance
- Yeah, or not
- A deplorable excess of personality
- A splash of a photo gallery
- They are a natural disaster
- It adds up, y'know
- Long live the life
- Son of an itch!
- I just blue myself
- "Carlin already did it."
- Well, at least it has a cover sheet.
- I really do (heart) it
- A regular pantheon
- C is for Colbert
- None of the above = bad
- All that glitters is gold
- Good grief!
- What would Jesus not do?
- They're filming midgets!
- It's like Star Trek up in here
- Try touching the sky again
- Comrade Elian
- Murrow of the Angry Left
- A change I can believe in
- Top Bitch, maybe
- You are Top Chef
- I'm meeeellllltingggg
- Steve is god, long live Steve
- I love you too, meatbag
- Donnie = Jesus?
- A political street-fight
- Concession stand
- Steve is my co-pilot
- I could get behind it
- He is a jerk
- iLego
- She's (not?) dead (yet?)
- Maybe it is the years
- +May (43)
- Or perhaps "childish"?
- I'm suspicious
- Sounds familiar, eh, Scott?
- Lives up to its name?
- Last rat off the Titanic
- Philip Philip Philip Philip Philip
- "Living vicariously through Reggie"
- Out of Africa, forever
- Makes more sense this way
- Clinton: Barack could be Bobby
- We have top men working on it
- No hanging chads this time
- Anti-war eagle
- Or all of the above
- Tweedlee-deet
- Yeesh. Wrinkle city.
- Keep the hat on, Harrison
- An afternoon on two wheels
- Liver it up, Chicago
- Again and again in Leopard
- Um... to meet a deadline?
- i'D like an iTablet
- At long last...
- Let there be Einstein
- A ready-made Daily Show joke
- Humor in a black turtleneck
- War and (a bad) Decision
- I WANT TO BELIEVE!
- Our love (of music) to admire
- I suggest tar and feathers
- ...It's the mileage.
- Super superdelegates
- "Nice color." "It's 'bone'."
- 18.5 cents of pwnage
- Alright, time of death...
- Badgers can't be choosers
- May 5th was business time
- No Endgame indeed
- Thighs of fire.
- More smelly gas
- Mmmm... stove.
- (Insert air-gasp noise here)
- A less-than-super delegate
- +April (35)
- A gassy idea
- There's a fire, sir
- Suck it, monkeys!
- Bugger off! (it seems to say)
- Well, it's no Daily Show...
- Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
- To say the least
- PA for BHO
- Sticking it to the cameraman
- 207 hours so far
- Bourdain in the comics
- I Thneed it.
- The Boss and the DP
- "Arrested" again
- I want an elite!
- Elevator = dried-up well?
- Barack: "Flip a coin?"
- Clinton vs. Clinton
- I'm waiting...
- What about Ann Coulter?
- The distant future, the year 2000
- He had to use corkscrew pasta...
- What else is new
- Really, people? Outrage?
- Nerdy and needle-y
- Put on 3D glasses... now.
- Uh... none of that here, thanks
- Makes sense to him, right?
- Better look sharp
- The Art of Blather
- Not to mention that giant loan...
- A wager that would make me ill
- An unhappy medium
- Neither god nor a Buddha
- Chasmic.
- +March (38)
- Judged by one's bookshelf
- In unexpected casting news...
- Self-absorption is underrated
- I have nothing to add
- Hm, how will I get it home?
- Go for the knees
- Among other reasons
- I like "audacity of hopelessness"
- No. He should be prohibited.
- Executive transvestite, mind you
- Sounded fine to her, to her
- A wild Murakami chase
- All mimsy was mRNA
- What about the other patient?
- Snerk.
- Doesn't feel that wrinkly
- Not the fastest-moving target
- A new perch for Hillary?
- I reject your reality
- Wikipedia is a stubborn thing
- Experienced in... what now?
- Good morning and good luck.
- Who's monstrous now?
- Notice the URL
- Live from New York, it's...
- Maher takes on McAuliffe
- Another lover, not a fighter
- More math madness
- Dean: "Do-over"
- "In Treatment" at Penn
- Too little and too late
- Can Clinton count?
- Finish her!
- And it's changed... how?
- Thanks, Fox News
- Check your passport, it's no trick
- "I was a stripperrrrr!"
- Narrowness is confining
- +February (53)
- No excuse to be so callous
- Texas two-step process
- No, it's bad. It's real bad.
- Hyperbole no more
- Extra... cushioning, maybe?
- Walls louder than the movie
- Getting tempting...
- Feels so unnatural, Peter Gabriel too
- Iron Tre
- There Will Be Phlegm
- No, "bitch" is the new bitch
- Even? Hardly.
- ...But without the puppets
- Where are the INTJs?
- Brain in a cage
- Not-so-gently weeping
- Towel-throwing time, Hill
- Sony actually won this time
- Underground semicolons
- Waterboarding '02
- Walk this Wii
- (Insert drool noise here)
- Hostile at the least
- Not quite the home stretch
- And Barrel Boy too
- Is it a trap, Admiral Ackbar?
- Aw, so far off...
- Beer and cake or death!
- Strike-stricken?
- Ridiculous... and awesome
- I hope Rumsfeld cameos
- May cause Armageddon
- See: "Barnum, P.T."
- A Radically Condensed History
- Well, I feel healthy...
- Super Tuesday--- not so much
- Feels pretty too
- Do you feel lucky, pizza?
- War of attrition?
- Let's go Obamamentum!
- Or you can vote Wednesday
- Of course Kamen is a nerd
- W.Va (hearts) Huckabee
- Save it for Oprah, scammer
- Crack a smile, adjust my tie
- Rock for Barack
- Your violin plays you!
- Roxbury shoutout
- Marginalized? Yes.
- I'm only half monkey
- A moment froze in time
- John goes on
- A workout for our livers
- +January (51)
- Had it right the first time
- I think so
- "I am the business."
- A fundamental shift?
- Sex > God
- The doctor is "In"
- Suprisingly non-loathsome
- Endorsements out of Cape Cod (tonight)
- "Abomination" no more
- Before we use any power tools
- Rock on, Barack
- Okay, more than "a few"
- Turn and face the strain
- Look up at the skies
- A little snap-happy
- Can't argue with results
- Fastest crash ever
- Hm, sounds familiar
- We're what you call "experts"
- Um, the teacher?
- Hallowed be Steve's name
- Really? Scientifical?
- Ugh, that voice
- Aaaaawkward
- Speech-less Golden Globes
- Fortunately, no manhunt
- And "...in your hair"
- McNugget or warthog anus?
- He must play an alien
- What you hear is not a test
- Kept flopping over
- What ho, Jee--- er, Annie?
- If I know my genealogy...
- It means Interrogation Bears
- Reflections of Howard Dean?
- "You had your chance"
- Jimmy Tango et al.
- Emphasis on dead last
- Mac's a hack?
- Raincoats comin', say "oh"
- Tears? Really?
- Hurrah for the blu
- If you can't get a Sven...
- By the numbers
- Nooooo reservations
- Oh, Iowa
- Hooray (?) for pop-psych
- Christian = cockatiel
- Must-see Wednesday
- "Her?"
- Mitigating factors!
- +December (13)
- +2007 (483)
- +December (41)
- I like their "sentences"
- Happy fishmas
- He waterboarded!
- I'm 'avin a laff
- For I bit off its head
- "Just jump up and down"
- Viva la revolución
- I </3 Huckabee
- There and back again
- I'd wager otherwise
- Seems about right
- Eesh, the traffic
- Late Night... without writers
- Well-seasoned perspective
- Beyond any recognition!
- Over the hills
- Standpoor
- Holophonicity!
- No torture and crucifixion
- Not worth a Huck
- Wait... dot com?
- Are you an angry man?
- Survival of the fittest
- Obama’s American Idea
- I'm up for it.
- Deadly virus soup, to go
- None of the Above
- Critiquing the Compass
- Reeeejected
- Not so much anymore
- The song remains the same
- Dr. Democrat
- "Cajun style!"
- Me too, John
- Nothing predates Jesus!
- Jesus was an Amer'can, ya'll
- Ninety-nine problems, but...
- Mangino the Hutt?
- The source is deceiving
- The Argentines collapse in defeat
- Kitchen not-so-Confidential
- +November (54)
- Late Night with a badass
- Jesus loves 'His Dark Materials'
- "A threat for man and for the world"
- I'll take dementia for $600
- Bender scores Big
- No reservations!
- You call him Dr. Jones!
- I haz dem too
- J.E. for TV
- Scab! Scaaaaaab!
- The bad science of faith
- It's all relative, then?
- With "trap door"!
- Going for the hat trick
- Hucka-bee for real
- Hollywood ending?
- Many firsts and ten
- Wave and look up
- Stomach-turning
- Whoa there, StalkerBook
- Cum laude, I hope
- No McClelland Culpa
- I know it's growing strong
- Rodently delicious
- Azerbaijan for Paul '08!
- Dress yourself in bleeding madras
- End of an era
- "Divided by zero"
- Barack > Hilary
- I want one
- Teenage reader overload
- Dr Cameron to the bridge
- Robogibson!
- Non-questioning authority
- Worst. Numbers. Ever.
- Your stats are a little off
- J.E. for me
- Makes me want to cry
- "We have to stop."
- Alton deserves it
- Seems reasonable
- Aaand... pause!
- LOLinated!
- The TiVo will run dry
- Share and share alike
- A surprising "Re:"
- Hurry!
- The Truth is coming...
- Tie one on
- Slouching towards Bethlehem
- $4,750 on food?
- No surprises here.
- Yay Slut Day!
- One peeved cat
- +October (62)
- Running away from the joint
- The Mormon would lose
- Tuesday TV talk
- Worth it, I guess...
- Not a robot hobo
- Talk dirty to Wii
- Pie time!
- Sour replicated grapes
- Not otherwise specified
- Rock out with your Bach out
- Thanks, Gmail!
- If the internet says it...
- I can has grammur?
- Cheney's favorite show
- Gmail anywhere
- Charm your way across the Khyber Pass
- Out of the broom closet
- Therefore...
- Saddening and maddening
- Dumb people on intertubes
- Quite an illusion
- Plagiarizing a bad idea
- Serves 'em right
- Lots more Christian Scientists
- Free the rice!
- Delicious!
- Odd choice of words
- Fingers crossed
- Paging Dr. Heinlein
- Not too Witt-y
- Robot Star Chicken Wars
- See you see me
- Born to Keep the Car Running
- Minor excitement at HUP
- Two of a mind
- Full recovery!
- It's not "Kansas City"
- Not even on Fox News
- Art imitates life
- Mixtos metaphors
- Gore: a bore no more
- Weird downloaded fishes
- "Well, Hung..."
- How can a train be lost?
- I want my MTV TiVo
- It's Happening in Philly
- Stupid McCain
- Yeah, that's not me.
- Gold letters on the cover
- Dream of Californication
- "Sin Dolor"
- Teeny photo subjects
- Wha huh?
- Strong Euro, too
- LEADership! Ha!
- True patriotism
- Alright, one niiiiight!
- Digitized atheism
- Demetri Martin, TV star
- "Faith Smackdown"
- Fry on fame
- To talk about... sports?
- +September (45)
- Not my "Champion"
- Born to Run
- Asterisk
- "Hospitality"... riiight.
- A rational minority
- Franklin Field FTW
- If you can't stand the heat
- Problem loading page, sir
- Until next time, go to Hell
- Zoom!
- There's a fire, sir
- We're the droids of Tatooine!
- Fleeting expletives
- Can't be easy to walk...
- Yawn
- Senatorial "Enthusiasm"
- I can has banana?
- Tom Stoppard rocks!
- The Abyss of amnesia
- TV awards in the round
- Climbed to Dharamsala too
- Marry whose daughter now?
- I'd watch the Jonscars
- They zap my brain!
- Drink 'til you're red
- Peter Gabriel too
- Freaky deakys need love too
- I want a firehouse!
- Name that Color!
- Still sorta "ow".
- Eh Hee!
- Mighty fine at $399
- Honestly radically honest
- Yeouch.
- Marketing the next war
- Say "AA"PL
- Best of What's on Blu-Ray
- Gone after Gore
- Parallel to humanity
- Best. Artists. Ever.
- I'm jealous.
- Twisted, devious, cynical, manipulative, abusive, and evil
- It's like a home!
- Doogie Howser goes to Penn
- Cut and runners!
- +August (60)
- I'm not gonna fight you
- Is that really relevant?
- “Beige with some pink in it.â€
- Got me on my knees
- Earth interviews are easy
- Dr. House of the kitchen
- When I'm good and ready
- Falling out 6th and Powell
- Not svelte.
- No, it makes sense...
- I'm PhillyCarSharing
- More money than Bacchus
- Feels the same...
- Goodbye, Gonz
- End Moustacheism!
- That Ain't Right
- Doesn't add up
- The truth hurts
- Yeah, that's convincing.
- Lord of the Flies, anyone?
- Walking hard indeed
- Ayn Rand meets Master Chief
- I think there is...
- Jerry, don't say that!
- He runs like a river?
- Good money after bad
- It'd have to be blind
- Yep, that's me
- "Don't mind if I do!"
- 'Twas a long-ass day
- Dane Cook: Burgasm
- A polarizing figure
- Hooray! Cameron stays!
- Not a bird nor plane
- I've been workin'
- Data would be good at this
- He's outta here
- YouTube and JonTube
- More televised Dawkins
- Mmm... Aspergery
- I know robot karate
- Loft, job, jeans, etc.
- The Trial of Albus Dumbledore
- Not great choices
- Another look, perhaps?
- Hot hot Tommy revival?
- Kaboom!
- Bad role-playing exercise
- "My name is Hank"
- No relation whatsoever
- End in sight is here
- BAMF indeed
- This is getting old...
- Apartment hunt ending...
- Manhattan is the other name
- The robots! They sing!
- Eh, sorta
- More apartments
- He was?! Really?
- One. More. Week.
- +July (48)
- Liking Northern Liberties...
- Ignore the sinner?
- I'm movin' out
- Bret, you've got it goin' on
- Beach pictures
- Tequila sunrise (but not)
- Doesn't seem like much
- I voted for Kodos
- Please lock him up...
- Dude.
- Greedo was framed
- Aaaand... done.
- The Darjeeling Limited
- Ceviche success!
- Rock and roll all night
- Hurts me eyes.
- Vacation time
- R0xx0rz in the ATL
- A shame × 15
- Crisis a-brewin'
- Engage!
- The why of Fry
- Judicial oversight
- The wait is the hardest
- Surprise: music!
- Call me Emmy
- My thoughts exactly, Bill
- Mitt's deficit
- More worrisome
- For older or for worse
- 1018 megapixel camera
- Faulty orders
- You poor people
- Crazy indeed
- An auspicious... loss.
- The druids were robbed
- That'll be thirty, love
- Live Urf
- Impeachment?!
- A dirty pants suit (ha!)
- Fake monkey, of course
- He is his father's son...
- Tape: not as hairy
- LOLkubrick
- The antici--- pation!
- Pardon me?
- Few more photos
- Diane and Art's wedding
- +June (38)
- Showalter and Mario
- No duties? Really? (Updated)
- Don dons stripes
- iPhone > Zune, duh
- Your IP has been logged
- Lots o' media
- Supergood?
- A Craigslist Wedding
- Dun dun duuuuun!
- One word commentary:
- Law and Order: Austin
- Pam's back online!
- "Vincero!"
- Rude awakening ahead
- Blubuster
- DB: "Quite a setup"
- Counting my chickens
- More MP, less flashy?
- I has a NEURON
- Not-as-Big Love
- Not sexist; dumb-ist
- House is 48
- My pseudo-iPhone
- Knocked Up: knockout
- Lots of good decisions
- No iChat, just SMS
- Joel McHale FTW
- Mason - Dixie Crystals line
- What about a jet pack?
- Not so fast, there (updated)
- I'm in ur Discovery...
- Edwards FTW?
- "This... is iPhone."
- Let the seizing being!
- Kitchen smackdown
- Finally...
- iPhone mania beginneth
- Unitarian considering Obama
- +May (32)
- I'd make the switch
- Mac vs. PC--- live!
- Ohh, that guy
- Honoris notsomuch
- "Run, pooch, run!"
- "To make life important"
- News is here.
- Borgesian, no?
- No Freudian analysis here
- Strangers with Conan
- Blashphelicious!
- Visions of Northern Lights
- Going west tomorrow
- George, you've changed
- At least it's not a mess
- How long 'til Fall?
- I passed math
- Yet more pictures
- Nuts for Nutter
- Stalking a Leopard
- Off the chain
- Facebook fun!
- Convenient bullet format
- My staff have absconded
- ...And it pours and it pours
- When it rains...
- Torching the House
- Spidey is popular
- From DA to DC
- Must be nice pants
- Long time coming
- Friend request denied
- +April (29)
- It's not a tumor!
- Mario in 3-D
- This obit is rated PG
- Infrequently engraved
- "But I am here."
- "Chicken" = "Acid"
- Days turn to Weeks
- Cashews of mass deliciousness
- Tragedy at Tech
- Mmm... high ceilings
- Music link fixed
- "Not The Same" after that
- Like floating Legos...
- All the ladies go crazy
- HFFA... BUCSLLAE?
- Mustard gas and roses
- Brain surgery, anyone?
- Mané Monday
- YouTube goodness coming
- "They're all like SRSLY"
- Big stage, hot dancing
- "Forgot to TiVo Alien"
- Really, Senator?
- Crude and yet refined
- I miss Obi-Wan
- Not the Linux distro
- We're number two!
- Go bless someone else
- Small victory in Iraq
- +March (46)
- Delicious, though...
- Good day, bad colors
- "Thanks, judge!"
- Fling was flung
- Fry is back! (eventually)
- Downright balmy
- Poor Pintsize
- When in Rome..
- Special days, eh?
- The book was "wicked"er
- Hardly a good sign
- "Mess" of a Monday
- Dawkins would be interested
- Dozens of years ago...
- The fall of Rome (for me)
- Professor Kumar?
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Well, Patrick, that’s kind of funny…but on another level it’s not, considering the HUGE DISSERVICE that is done to these kids and their new families by people who have decided to withhold information from them…
Maybe the school district will be held up as a ‘model’ case to make other abstinence-only programs switch to real health education.
Comment by gobble — August 22, 2006 @ 10:59 pm
You’re right, of course. Funny in a very sad, oxymoronic kind of way.
Comment by Patrick — August 23, 2006 @ 8:53 am