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Posted on Friday November 30, 2007 at 6:50 pm.

So Carson Daly is a toolbag, and Conan O’Brien is awesome.

So… no surprises.

Jesus loves ‘His Dark Materials’

Posted on Friday November 30, 2007 at 5:15 pm.

Man, I forgot about ol’ Mark Morford — whom I used to link to a lot — until this commentary on The Golden Compass got linked on Metafilter. Though it’s not really a commentary on the film— it’s a excellent commentary on Bill Donahue urging all good Christians to boycott the film.

It goes like this: If your ancient, authoritarian, immutable belief system is truly threatened by a handful of popular novels, if your ostensibly all-powerful, unyielding creed is rendered meek and defenseless when faced with the story of a fiery, rebellious young girl who effortlessly rejects your stiff misogynistic religiosity in favor of adventure, love, sex, the ability to discover and define her soul on her own terms, well, it might be time for you to roll it all up and shut it all down and crawl back home, and let the divine breathe and move and dance as she sees fit. Don’t you agree?

I was glad to hear that people were outraged— it means that the director is staying at least a little close to the excellent source material, with all its anti-dogmatic themes.

Sadly, the outrage is mostly because the movies might inspire people to read the much-less-subtle books. Boo. Bring on the Catholic-bashing on the silver screen.

“A threat for man and for the world”

Posted on Friday November 30, 2007 at 2:34 pm.

This has to be a joke, right? That the Catholics are blaming atheism for cruelty and injustice?

Because, you know, the atheists launched crusades and an inquisition against believers, wiping them out by the thousands, and continue to cause suffering and death by giving AIDS education backed up by science instead of education backed up by a zombie carpenter and a man in Rome in a pointy hat. Need I go on? (These are just a few of the more egregious examples I could think of in my rage. And not even mentioning the hate and harm that comes from other religions.)

Not to mention that atheists’ morality comes from intrinsic good instead of the fear of damnation and promise of heaven, of course.

The amazing part is that he’s not just attacking nonbelief— he’s attacking human rationality itself! It’s a little sickening, especially since so many millions of people will take this as gospel, so to speak. That’s a threat for the world.

(I do like this comment from the richarddawkins.net forum: “Wonder why he singled out Marxism ahead of Nazism? Oh yes, I remember.”)

I’ll take dementia for $600

Posted on Thursday November 29, 2007 at 9:48 pm.

Does anyone else watch Jeopardy? Is it just me or is Alex Trebek slipping a little bit? His category-introducing and between-clue commentary is getting a little weird…

Update:
He just looked straight into the camera and said, “I’m not well.” I promise. (He was talking about a funny narration voice.)

Bender scores Big

Posted on Thursday November 29, 2007 at 9:43 pm.

I don’t care what anyone says*, I really liked the first Futurama direct-to-DVD movie, Bender’s Big Score.

* I could swear I saw a bunch of bad reviews somewhere, but I can’t find any at the moment.

Sure, it’s hard to sustain a plot for an hour and a half when you’re used to writing 22-minute episodes, but I thought they did well. I like the heartfelt old episodes, and this one had that. The cover of “30th Century Man” was spot on at the end— I’m guessing that’s the only reason they put Charles DeGaulle’s head in.

I was glad they took a few minutes to stick it to Fox— they are mentally challenged. I can’t wait for the next one. I’m interested to see how they’ll chop it up for syndication; I guess it’ll be more serial than Futurama’s been in the past.

I really hope this does well and Futurama comes back for real, getting picked up for a fifth season after three years.

No reservations!

Posted on Wednesday November 28, 2007 at 11:53 pm.

Someone in the office told me about this yesterday evening at our book club (that’s another post entirely), and I couldn’t be more excited: Bourdain is coming to Philly to talk!

Fellow Tony-ite Xiaoxia is coming in to the city that day for a concert anyway, so I think we’re going to go listen to him, and try to get books signed and photos and all that dorky fan stuff. I’m really excited.

You call him Dr. Jones!

Posted on Tuesday November 27, 2007 at 10:03 pm.

These stills from Indy IV linked to by recently-redesigned Kevin have made an excellent evening even better.

I haz dem too

Posted on Tuesday November 27, 2007 at 5:46 pm.

Best LOLcat I’ve seen in a while.

I know I’ve mentioned it before, but please please don’t read the comments. Don’t encourage them.

J.E. for TV

Posted on Tuesday November 27, 2007 at 5:32 pm.

Another point in John Edwards’ favor (scroll down just a bit).

Aaaand… more good news on that front.

Scab! Scaaaaaab!

Posted on Tuesday November 27, 2007 at 3:38 pm.

I always knew Carson Daly was a tool at heart.

But come on— if someone’s gotta be a scab, why can’t it be someone worth watching? AND HOW LONG BEFORE I GET MY JON STEWART BACK?

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