Sorry for the link to Faux News, but here’s my nomination for “Headline of the Century”.
More on the story here. Quotation of the century after the break.
Uh…
He reportedly told the purplexed operator: “I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know, I didn’t hurt my bum at all.”
Emphasis mine. For obvious reasons.
*GUFFAW*
Comment by Taylor — March 27, 2008 @ 3:54 pm