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• —2010 (4)
  • +June (2)
    • Can you see me now?
    • Slimming down
  • +May (1)
    • (Not) in your Face(book)
  • +February (1)
    • Yeah, guess you're right
• +2009 (31)
  • +November (3)
    • Myth of Philly's scofflaw cyclist
    • No reason
    • Coup de Taco...
  • +October (11)
    • Smoke on the water
    • Blasted!
    • Toast to dear old Penn
    • Insert Jim Carrey here
    • Partners in badassery
    • "Hello? Hellooooo...?" "Beep."
    • In Bruges (et al)
    • Contra-indicated
    • XKCD-(enter)-humor-(plus)
    • Retro bike alert
    • Yo mama so Questionable...
  • +September (13)
    • A GALAXY rise
    • Light peek at Light Peak
    • I'm published
    • Blog, sweat and tears
    • Progress is progress
    • Widgetizing
    • Testing tag cloud...
    • wget considered harmful
    • Photos galore
    • What the heck you guys?
    • Recap for real
    • Twit blasted?
    • Recap of 2009
  • +February (1)
    • My friends rock
  • +January (3)
    • A bit of a slur, innit?
    • 24... 24/7
    • To quote The Soup...
• +2008 (495)
  • +December (13)
    • Vaca wrap-up
    • Murderer on two wheels
    • Jinger? Really?
    • Doggone it, people voted for me
    • "I tell cute animals what's what"
    • Eat size ten!
    • Just like being there
    • What'll ya give me for it?
    • In (ahem) remembrance
    • Also: "lightsaber back shaving"
    • Laurie/Duchovny '09!
    • Dawkins' season's greeting
    • Crazy kitten smile
  • +November (36)
    • Works for stabbing too
    • Saturday morning lights
    • I needz my fix
    • You, sir...
    • What a fun, sexy time for us
    • Savage Love beating
    • And on that note, Frog...
    • Delay this, mutha-bleepers
    • Redfinger
    • Obama.. wants.. BRAINS
    • Worst persons in California
    • Math works.
    • Omaha-ha-ha
    • A Tiger goes to Washington
    • Slim chances
    • Dumb, irrational and unbalanced?
    • Typical Obamerican family
    • Sweet Carolina
    • AHS represent!
    • Speechless
    • 110100110
    • One of these things...
    • My guide to election night
    • If I were a betting man...
    • Longetivity... he haz it
    • Do it to it!
    • President Girly-man to you
    • Well, it is North Carolina
    • At odds with victory
    • Early to bed?
    • Keystone state no more?
    • Statistically significant
    • Silverman and comedic gold
    • Victoria falls
    • I put a wig on you
    • So... I'm not important?
  • +October (56)
    • They didn't survey me...
    • Like of the Conchords
    • Forbidden fruit no longer
    • Wearing my business socks
    • It's Phinally over
    • Stark contrast
    • USDA beef!
    • Lord of the Ray
    • Frum bad to worse
    • iMarriage
    • Follow the instructions
    • Exile to Elba = imminent
    • Strategy, tactic, or crazy?
    • Just FIX IT!
    • Opie for Obama
    • Picky, picky Palin
    • Who says what to do what?!
    • He's photogenic to boot
    • Just Palin' around
    • Curb your election
    • Yeesh.
    • This isn't a joke?
    • It's a Maddow world
    • Slim hopes for victory
    • A blessing and a curse
    • The still-life aquatic
    • Carpe diem... sans Deus
    • Sure, that's completely normal
    • Wait a tick...
    • No WMDs this time, Colin...
    • Joe the Schmo
    • Live from Wasilla, it's...
    • Angling for SecDef, Colin?
    • I'm not complaining
    • Neural circuit for grief
    • Politics: ain't it a Hitch
    • A Starkey contrast
    • Clintons still have it
    • For the Nobel win this time
    • Can we hit 350?
    • Yep, they deserve it
    • The world has spoken
    • R.I.P., Riches
    • I, for one, slouched lower
    • I'm almot impressed
    • Must be dem heathen academics
    • Sudeikis's slide trouble
    • Daily Showalter Showalter
    • McCain-Pabst '08!
    • OMG, UG! You betcha!
    • Did she f'ing wink at me?
    • Gotta tell President McCain!
    • I.e, not even close
    • Another medium for Palin
    • "View" to a debate
    • TVs and aliens and bikes
  • +September (49)
    • What about Face v. Palm?
    • Uh, John Quincy Adams?
    • I guess the exam is on
    • And on an iPhone, too
    • Yo-Phone
    • Nothing > shitburger
    • I dont like it Charlie!
    • Hey, I'm important!
    • McCombover
    • In the words of St. Ziiiiing...
    • Back to livin' la vida LCD
    • Hi, I'm a hypocritical PC
    • Mmm... Money-candy
    • Krugman FTW
    • Again, guys... elite = good
    • REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
    • Not a Pacific Rim Emmy
    • There's always November
    • Aw, for glaven out loud.
    • Goin' back to Philly
    • Because it's not difficult to do...
    • Doesn't work for square roots
    • "Ready to lie." Wow.
    • Play Palin when health < 5
    • Keep considering the lobster
    • Huh. Sounds familiar.
    • I was told I'd be alone
    • And the winner is...
    • Bwaaa! You fools!
    • Does it really matter, spirits?
    • House in the house
    • Ten and a half?
    • Damn.
    • JJ Abrams' truth is out there
    • Are you sure?
    • All signs point to...
    • I'm not dead yet!
    • Camp we can believe in
    • The effin' dictionary?
    • "Dickipedia" > Wikipedia
    • It's after 6 o' clock, Lemon...
    • Capt. Ross, renaissance man
    • Onk-yo!
    • Mark Z. Pancakelewski
    • Delicious cake-puter
    • Ignorance: willful (or not)
    • Daily Show FTW / Under whom?
    • It gets better and better
    • Casa nueva
  • +August (32)
    • Palin' in comparison
    • Gimme some Skins
    • Maddow props
    • Medical spam I hope
    • Maher: Pope of the nonChristies
    • Gone off without a Hitchens
    • Tae Kwon do'h!
    • Morning Joe
    • Hypocrisy or short memory?
    • I will go in this way
    • Second infancy, perhaps?
    • Uhhh...
    • I've seen it coming
    • It's gonna be a glorious day
    • Good to know
    • "Projections done right"? I hope!
    • That's putting it generously...
    • You wouldn't get this from any other guy
    • All Pictures West
    • Still in awe
    • Hopefully not related to Ted
    • I'll get my Slightly Ridiculous Hat
    • Ezra's a werepunk
    • "Male unbifurcated garment"
    • Big ideas (don't get 'em)
    • Wall-hung
    • If worse comes to worst
    • "It's funny 'cause it's true"
    • Throw a rock at the door switch
    • "...And you can't stop it"
    • "Disemvoweling"
    • Rolling back prices and democracy
  • +July (51)
    • What, only seven?
    • On a lighter note
    • Close to home
    • Not that I disagree, really
    • Speaking of audacity...
    • "Y?" indeed
    • Momblog on WaPo
    • Bias this, dimwits
    • Savage hate
    • All the way from France
    • Conan in Cali
    • Better than he fares on TV
    • More blogging? Doubtful
    • Better watch out
    • There's fair, then there's fair
    • Paging Dr. Freud
    • Don't worry; doesn't hurt
    • "Peed on" comes up a lot
    • "Laughably terrible" is about right
    • Knock on wood
    • Peter Nincompoop!
    • He looks like a tomato
    • And then it'll be awesome
    • iPhone = anxiety meds
    • With Chester!
    • Good thing I didn't step in it!
    • Why so serious?
    • Miniscule perfection
    • Case in point, maybe
    • He does have a point, Bacon
    • Method acting
    • Er, um... I, er...
    • He's such a pro
    • How is he still viable?
    • It's finally here!*
    • Comcastic-craptic
    • Bill Nye the Eco Guy
    • I know I will
    • Top Gear top tiff
    • I, for one, never accepted them
    • My life in album covers
    • He met The Walrus
    • A Sacrifice of a weekend
    • iAm an iDol worshipper
    • Drosophila-phobic
    • Blindness and bots
    • And "barbecue" is Caribbean!
    • ...At least most of the time
    • Know where your towel is
    • Courage but no judgment?
    • New boss, same as the old boss
  • +June (38)
    • Another second chance
    • Yeah, or not
    • A deplorable excess of personality
    • A splash of a photo gallery
    • They are a natural disaster
    • It adds up, y'know
    • Long live the life
    • Son of an itch!
    • I just blue myself
    • "Carlin already did it."
    • Well, at least it has a cover sheet.
    • I really do (heart) it
    • A regular pantheon
    • C is for Colbert
    • None of the above = bad
    • All that glitters is gold
    • Good grief!
    • What would Jesus not do?
    • They're filming midgets!
    • It's like Star Trek up in here
    • Try touching the sky again
    • Comrade Elian
    • Murrow of the Angry Left
    • A change I can believe in
    • Top Bitch, maybe
    • You are Top Chef
    • I'm meeeellllltingggg
    • Steve is god, long live Steve
    • I love you too, meatbag
    • Donnie = Jesus?
    • A political street-fight
    • Concession stand
    • Steve is my co-pilot
    • I could get behind it
    • He is a jerk
    • iLego
    • She's (not?) dead (yet?)
    • Maybe it is the years
  • +May (43)
    • Or perhaps "childish"?
    • I'm suspicious
    • Sounds familiar, eh, Scott?
    • Lives up to its name?
    • Last rat off the Titanic
    • Philip Philip Philip Philip Philip
    • "Living vicariously through Reggie"
    • Out of Africa, forever
    • Makes more sense this way
    • Clinton: Barack could be Bobby
    • We have top men working on it
    • No hanging chads this time
    • Anti-war eagle
    • Or all of the above
    • Tweedlee-deet
    • Yeesh. Wrinkle city.
    • Keep the hat on, Harrison
    • An afternoon on two wheels
    • Liver it up, Chicago
    • Again and again in Leopard
    • Um... to meet a deadline?
    • i'D like an iTablet
    • At long last...
    • Let there be Einstein
    • A ready-made Daily Show joke
    • Humor in a black turtleneck
    • War and (a bad) Decision
    • I WANT TO BELIEVE!
    • Our love (of music) to admire
    • I suggest tar and feathers
    • ...It's the mileage.
    • Super superdelegates
    • "Nice color." "It's 'bone'."
    • 18.5 cents of pwnage
    • Alright, time of death...
    • Badgers can't be choosers
    • May 5th was business time
    • No Endgame indeed
    • Thighs of fire.
    • More smelly gas
    • Mmmm... stove.
    • (Insert air-gasp noise here)
    • A less-than-super delegate
  • +April (35)
    • A gassy idea
    • There's a fire, sir
    • Suck it, monkeys!
    • Bugger off! (it seems to say)
    • Well, it's no Daily Show...
    • Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
    • To say the least
    • PA for BHO
    • Sticking it to the cameraman
    • 207 hours so far
    • Bourdain in the comics
    • I Thneed it.
    • The Boss and the DP
    • "Arrested" again
    • I want an elite!
    • Elevator = dried-up well?
    • Barack: "Flip a coin?"
    • Clinton vs. Clinton
    • I'm waiting...
    • What about Ann Coulter?
    • The distant future, the year 2000
    • He had to use corkscrew pasta...
    • What else is new
    • Really, people? Outrage?
    • Nerdy and needle-y
    • Put on 3D glasses... now.
    • Uh... none of that here, thanks
    • Makes sense to him, right?
    • Better look sharp
    • The Art of Blather
    • Not to mention that giant loan...
    • A wager that would make me ill
    • An unhappy medium
    • Neither god nor a Buddha
    • Chasmic.
  • +March (38)
    • Judged by one's bookshelf
    • In unexpected casting news...
    • Self-absorption is underrated
    • I have nothing to add
    • Hm, how will I get it home?
    • Go for the knees
    • Among other reasons
    • I like "audacity of hopelessness"
    • No. He should be prohibited.
    • Executive transvestite, mind you
    • Sounded fine to her, to her
    • A wild Murakami chase
    • All mimsy was mRNA
    • What about the other patient?
    • Snerk.
    • Doesn't feel that wrinkly
    • Not the fastest-moving target
    • A new perch for Hillary?
    • I reject your reality
    • Wikipedia is a stubborn thing
    • Experienced in... what now?
    • Good morning and good luck.
    • Who's monstrous now?
    • Notice the URL
    • Live from New York, it's...
    • Maher takes on McAuliffe
    • Another lover, not a fighter
    • More math madness
    • Dean: "Do-over"
    • "In Treatment" at Penn
    • Too little and too late
    • Can Clinton count?
    • Finish her!
    • And it's changed... how?
    • Thanks, Fox News
    • Check your passport, it's no trick
    • "I was a stripperrrrr!"
    • Narrowness is confining
  • +February (53)
    • No excuse to be so callous
    • Texas two-step process
    • No, it's bad. It's real bad.
    • Hyperbole no more
    • Extra... cushioning, maybe?
    • Walls louder than the movie
    • Getting tempting...
    • Feels so unnatural, Peter Gabriel too
    • Iron Tre
    • There Will Be Phlegm
    • No, "bitch" is the new bitch
    • Even? Hardly.
    • ...But without the puppets
    • Where are the INTJs?
    • Brain in a cage
    • Not-so-gently weeping
    • Towel-throwing time, Hill
    • Sony actually won this time
    • Underground semicolons
    • Waterboarding '02
    • Walk this Wii
    • (Insert drool noise here)
    • Hostile at the least
    • Not quite the home stretch
    • And Barrel Boy too
    • Is it a trap, Admiral Ackbar?
    • Aw, so far off...
    • Beer and cake or death!
    • Strike-stricken?
    • Ridiculous... and awesome
    • I hope Rumsfeld cameos
    • May cause Armageddon
    • See: "Barnum, P.T."
    • A Radically Condensed History
    • Well, I feel healthy...
    • Super Tuesday--- not so much
    • Feels pretty too
    • Do you feel lucky, pizza?
    • War of attrition?
    • Let's go Obamamentum!
    • Or you can vote Wednesday
    • Of course Kamen is a nerd
    • W.Va (hearts) Huckabee
    • Save it for Oprah, scammer
    • Crack a smile, adjust my tie
    • Rock for Barack
    • Your violin plays you!
    • Roxbury shoutout
    • Marginalized? Yes.
    • I'm only half monkey
    • A moment froze in time
    • John goes on
    • A workout for our livers
  • +January (51)
    • Had it right the first time
    • I think so
    • "I am the business."
    • A fundamental shift?
    • Sex > God
    • The doctor is "In"
    • Suprisingly non-loathsome
    • Endorsements out of Cape Cod (tonight)
    • "Abomination" no more
    • Before we use any power tools
    • Rock on, Barack
    • Okay, more than "a few"
    • Turn and face the strain
    • Look up at the skies
    • A little snap-happy
    • Can't argue with results
    • Fastest crash ever
    • Hm, sounds familiar
    • We're what you call "experts"
    • Um, the teacher?
    • Hallowed be Steve's name
    • Really? Scientifical?
    • Ugh, that voice
    • Aaaaawkward
    • Speech-less Golden Globes
    • Fortunately, no manhunt
    • And "...in your hair"
    • McNugget or warthog anus?
    • He must play an alien
    • What you hear is not a test
    • Kept flopping over
    • What ho, Jee--- er, Annie?
    • If I know my genealogy...
    • It means Interrogation Bears
    • Reflections of Howard Dean?
    • "You had your chance"
    • Jimmy Tango et al.
    • Emphasis on dead last
    • Mac's a hack?
    • Raincoats comin', say "oh"
    • Tears? Really?
    • Hurrah for the blu
    • If you can't get a Sven...
    • By the numbers
    • Nooooo reservations
    • Oh, Iowa
    • Hooray (?) for pop-psych
    • Christian = cockatiel
    • Must-see Wednesday
    • "Her?"
    • Mitigating factors!
• +2007 (483)
  • +December (41)
    • I like their "sentences"
    • Happy fishmas
    • He waterboarded!
    • I'm 'avin a laff
    • For I bit off its head
    • "Just jump up and down"
    • Viva la revolución
    • I &lt;/3 Huckabee
    • There and back again
    • I'd wager otherwise
    • Seems about right
    • Eesh, the traffic
    • Late Night... without writers
    • Well-seasoned perspective
    • Beyond any recognition!
    • Over the hills
    • Standpoor
    • Holophonicity!
    • No torture and crucifixion
    • Not worth a Huck
    • Wait... dot com?
    • Are you an angry man?
    • Survival of the fittest
    • Obama’s American Idea
    • I'm up for it.
    • Deadly virus soup, to go
    • None of the Above
    • Critiquing the Compass
    • Reeeejected
    • Not so much anymore
    • The song remains the same
    • Dr. Democrat
    • "Cajun style!"
    • Me too, John
    • Nothing predates Jesus!
    • Jesus was an Amer'can, ya'll
    • Ninety-nine problems, but...
    • Mangino the Hutt?
    • The source is deceiving
    • The Argentines collapse in defeat
    • Kitchen not-so-Confidential
  • +November (54)
    • Late Night with a badass
    • Jesus loves 'His Dark Materials'
    • "A threat for man and for the world"
    • I'll take dementia for $600
    • Bender scores Big
    • No reservations!
    • You call him Dr. Jones!
    • I haz dem too
    • J.E. for TV
    • Scab! Scaaaaaab!
    • The bad science of faith
    • It's all relative, then?
    • With "trap door"!
    • Going for the hat trick
    • Hucka-bee for real
    • Hollywood ending?
    • Many firsts and ten
    • Wave and look up
    • Stomach-turning
    • Whoa there, StalkerBook
    • Cum laude, I hope
    • No McClelland Culpa
    • I know it's growing strong
    • Rodently delicious
    • Azerbaijan for Paul '08!
    • Dress yourself in bleeding madras
    • End of an era
    • "Divided by zero"
    • Barack > Hilary
    • I want one
    • Teenage reader overload
    • Dr Cameron to the bridge
    • Robogibson!
    • Non-questioning authority
    • Worst. Numbers. Ever.
    • Your stats are a little off
    • J.E. for me
    • Makes me want to cry
    • "We have to stop."
    • Alton deserves it
    • Seems reasonable
    • Aaand... pause!
    • LOLinated!
    • The TiVo will run dry
    • Share and share alike
    • A surprising "Re:"
    • Hurry!
    • The Truth is coming...
    • Tie one on
    • Slouching towards Bethlehem
    • $4,750 on food?
    • No surprises here.
    • Yay Slut Day!
    • One peeved cat
  • +October (62)
    • Running away from the joint
    • The Mormon would lose
    • Tuesday TV talk
    • Worth it, I guess...
    • Not a robot hobo
    • Talk dirty to Wii
    • Pie time!
    • Sour replicated grapes
    • Not otherwise specified
    • Rock out with your Bach out
    • Thanks, Gmail!
    • If the internet says it...
    • I can has grammur?
    • Cheney's favorite show
    • Gmail anywhere
    • Charm your way across the Khyber Pass
    • Out of the broom closet
    • Therefore...
    • Saddening and maddening
    • Dumb people on intertubes
    • Quite an illusion
    • Plagiarizing a bad idea
    • Serves 'em right
    • Lots more Christian Scientists
    • Free the rice!
    • Delicious!
    • Odd choice of words
    • Fingers crossed
    • Paging Dr. Heinlein
    • Not too Witt-y
    • Robot Star Chicken Wars
    • See you see me
    • Born to Keep the Car Running
    • Minor excitement at HUP
    • Two of a mind
    • Full recovery!
    • It's not "Kansas City"
    • Not even on Fox News
    • Art imitates life
    • Mixtos metaphors
    • Gore: a bore no more
    • Weird downloaded fishes
    • "Well, Hung..."
    • How can a train be lost?
    • I want my MTV TiVo
    • It's Happening in Philly
    • Stupid McCain
    • Yeah, that's not me.
    • Gold letters on the cover
    • Dream of Californication
    • "Sin Dolor"
    • Teeny photo subjects
    • Wha huh?
    • Strong Euro, too
    • LEADership! Ha!
    • True patriotism
    • Alright, one niiiiight!
    • Digitized atheism
    • Demetri Martin, TV star
    • "Faith Smackdown"
    • Fry on fame
    • To talk about... sports?
  • +September (45)
    • Not my "Champion"
    • Born to Run
    • Asterisk
    • "Hospitality"... riiight.
    • A rational minority
    • Franklin Field FTW
    • If you can't stand the heat
    • Problem loading page, sir
    • Until next time, go to Hell
    • Zoom!
    • There's a fire, sir
    • We're the droids of Tatooine!
    • Fleeting expletives
    • Can't be easy to walk...
    • Yawn
    • Senatorial "Enthusiasm"
    • I can has banana?
    • Tom Stoppard rocks!
    • The Abyss of amnesia
    • TV awards in the round
    • Climbed to Dharamsala too
    • Marry whose daughter now?
    • I'd watch the Jonscars
    • They zap my brain!
    • Drink 'til you're red
    • Peter Gabriel too
    • Freaky deakys need love too
    • I want a firehouse!
    • Name that Color!
    • Still sorta "ow".
    • Eh Hee!
    • Mighty fine at $399
    • Honestly radically honest
    • Yeouch.
    • Marketing the next war
    • Say "AA"PL
    • Best of What's on Blu-Ray
    • Gone after Gore
    • Parallel to humanity
    • Best. Artists. Ever.
    • I'm jealous.
    • Twisted, devious, cynical, manipulative, abusive, and evil
    • It's like a home!
    • Doogie Howser goes to Penn
    • Cut and runners!
  • +August (60)
    • I'm not gonna fight you
    • Is that really relevant?
    • “Beige with some pink in it.”
    • Got me on my knees
    • Earth interviews are easy
    • Dr. House of the kitchen
    • When I'm good and ready
    • Falling out 6th and Powell
    • Not svelte.
    • No, it makes sense...
    • I'm PhillyCarSharing
    • More money than Bacchus
    • Feels the same...
    • Goodbye, Gonz
    • End Moustacheism!
    • That Ain't Right
    • Doesn't add up
    • The truth hurts
    • Yeah, that's convincing.
    • Lord of the Flies, anyone?
    • Walking hard indeed
    • Ayn Rand meets Master Chief
    • I think there is...
    • Jerry, don't say that!
    • He runs like a river?
    • Good money after bad
    • It'd have to be blind
    • Yep, that's me
    • "Don't mind if I do!"
    • 'Twas a long-ass day
    • Dane Cook: Burgasm
    • A polarizing figure
    • Hooray! Cameron stays!
    • Not a bird nor plane
    • I've been workin'
    • Data would be good at this
    • He's outta here
    • YouTube and JonTube
    • More televised Dawkins
    • Mmm... Aspergery
    • I know robot karate
    • Loft, job, jeans, etc.
    • The Trial of Albus Dumbledore
    • Not great choices
    • Another look, perhaps?
    • Hot hot Tommy revival?
    • Kaboom!
    • Bad role-playing exercise
    • "My name is Hank"
    • No relation whatsoever
    • End in sight is here
    • BAMF indeed
    • This is getting old...
    • Apartment hunt ending...
    • Manhattan is the other name
    • The robots! They sing!
    • Eh, sorta
    • More apartments
    • He was?! Really?
    • One. More. Week.
  • +July (48)
    • Liking Northern Liberties...
    • Ignore the sinner?
    • I'm movin' out
    • Bret, you've got it goin' on
    • Beach pictures
    • Tequila sunrise (but not)
    • Doesn't seem like much
    • I voted for Kodos
    • Please lock him up...
    • Dude.
    • Greedo was framed
    • Aaaand... done.
    • The Darjeeling Limited
    • Ceviche success!
    • Rock and roll all night
    • Hurts me eyes.
    • Vacation time
    • R0xx0rz in the ATL
    • A shame × 15
    • Crisis a-brewin'
    • Engage!
    • The why of Fry
    • Judicial oversight
    • The wait is the hardest
    • Surprise: music!
    • Call me Emmy
    • My thoughts exactly, Bill
    • Mitt's deficit
    • More worrisome
    • For older or for worse
    • 1018 megapixel camera
    • Faulty orders
    • You poor people
    • Crazy indeed
    • An auspicious... loss.
    • The druids were robbed
    • That'll be thirty, love
    • Live Urf
    • Impeachment?!
    • A dirty pants suit (ha!)
    • Fake monkey, of course
    • He is his father's son...
    • Tape: not as hairy
    • LOLkubrick
    • The antici--- pation!
    • Pardon me?
    • Few more photos
    • Diane and Art's wedding
  • +June (38)
    • Showalter and Mario
    • No duties? Really? (Updated)
    • Don dons stripes
    • iPhone > Zune, duh
    • Your IP has been logged
    • Lots o' media
    • Supergood?
    • A Craigslist Wedding
    • Dun dun duuuuun!
    • One word commentary:
    • Law and Order: Austin
    • Pam's back online!
    • "Vincero!"
    • Rude awakening ahead
    • Blubuster
    • DB: "Quite a setup"
    • Counting my chickens
    • More MP, less flashy?
    • I has a NEURON
    • Not-as-Big Love
    • Not sexist; dumb-ist
    • House is 48
    • My pseudo-iPhone
    • Knocked Up: knockout
    • Lots of good decisions
    • No iChat, just SMS
    • Joel McHale FTW
    • Mason - Dixie Crystals line
    • What about a jet pack?
    • Not so fast, there (updated)
    • I'm in ur Discovery...
    • Edwards FTW?
    • "This... is iPhone."
    • Let the seizing being!
    • Kitchen smackdown
    • Finally...
    • iPhone mania beginneth
    • Unitarian considering Obama
  • +May (32)
    • I'd make the switch
    • Mac vs. PC--- live!
    • Ohh, that guy
    • Honoris notsomuch
    • "Run, pooch, run!"
    • "To make life important"
    • News is here.
    • Borgesian, no?
    • No Freudian analysis here
    • Strangers with Conan
    • Blashphelicious!
    • Visions of Northern Lights
    • Going west tomorrow
    • George, you've changed
    • At least it's not a mess
    • How long 'til Fall?
    • I passed math
    • Yet more pictures
    • Nuts for Nutter
    • Stalking a Leopard
    • Off the chain
    • Facebook fun!
    • Convenient bullet format
    • My staff have absconded
    • ...And it pours and it pours
    • When it rains...
    • Torching the House
    • Spidey is popular
    • From DA to DC
    • Must be nice pants
    • Long time coming
    • Friend request denied
  • +April (29)
    • It's not a tumor!
    • Mario in 3-D
    • This obit is rated PG
    • Infrequently engraved
    • "But I am here."
    • "Chicken" = "Acid"
    • Days turn to Weeks
    • Cashews of mass deliciousness
    • Tragedy at Tech
    • Mmm... high ceilings
    • Music link fixed
    • "Not The Same" after that
    • Like floating Legos...
    • All the ladies go crazy
    • HFFA... BUCSLLAE?
    • Mustard gas and roses
    • Brain surgery, anyone?
    • Mané Monday
    • YouTube goodness coming
    • "They're all like SRSLY"
    • Big stage, hot dancing
    • "Forgot to TiVo Alien"
    • Really, Senator?
    • Crude and yet refined
    • I miss Obi-Wan
    • Not the Linux distro
    • We're number two!
    • Go bless someone else
    • Small victory in Iraq
  • +March (46)
    • Delicious, though...
    • Good day, bad colors
    • "Thanks, judge!"
    • Fling was flung
    • Fry is back! (eventually)
    • Downright balmy
    • Poor Pintsize
    • When in Rome..
    • Special days, eh?
    • The book was "wicked"er
    • Hardly a good sign
    • "Mess" of a Monday
    • Dawkins would be interested
    • Dozens of years ago...
    • The fall of Rome (for me)
    • Professor Kumar?
    • Kissinger my ass
    • Yeah, that looks real
    • Seek my comfort!
    • Oh come on!
    • Quite a character
    • Music on acid--- and Jesus!
    • Bucky Gervais it is
    • Makes "Seven Degrees" easier
    • Feasting at sundown
    • Game theory for $400, Alex
    • Sorry, Rocky
    • My poor puny muscles
    • Stranger than Drama
    • Comedic "Riches"
    • 1080p goodness!
    • I can't see you!
    • Return of Music Monday
    • Chicken wire & Play-Doh
    • 2.1.2 seems like 2.0...
    • "Winner" it ain't.
    • A Selfish primer
    • Zelda owns me
    • Yes Larry, No Vorenus
    • I know Jack
    • Eddie is "Rich"
    • "I want to see the music"
    • 38°13'36.38
    • A small victory
    • Ben Folds Fling!
    • Wawaweewa!
  • +February (15)
    • Big update no more
    • Small update
    • Love thy passenger
    • "Hello!"
    • "And Fender Stratocasters"
    • It's not the last panel
    • The Truth (with jokes, probably)
    • Ruined at the end
    • "Not Rated" for a reason
    • We're not gonna take it
    • Who doesn't know?
    • A personal best
    • Golden compass, silver screen
    • Wii and war paint
    • One day, one room
  • +January (13)
    • Trebek swears?
    • Awards for Hugh Laurie
    • "I know."
    • Two billion songs?
    • "Modern Times" no more
    • I BOOK(ed) IT
    • Worth the fiver
    • "Fewer", dammit!
    • Yep, more than three
    • It is, actually!
    • Reality TV question...
    • Above us, only sky
    • 16,273 > 3,000
• +2006 (212)
  • +December (8)
    • Edwards is in
    • Bozo the Clown maybe?
    • F for effort
    • DVD weekend update
    • Weekend o' DVDs
    • Addendum
    • House vs. God
    • On the run already
  • +November (10)
    • Designated cookie-baker
    • Run down Rummy
    • I wanna be a spy
    • Brushing with tin
    • Russ, come back!
    • Good all around
    • Wipe up the Santorum
    • He's still got it
    • Brace for it...
    • Return to sender
  • +October (27)
    • Another "iron"
    • It is, but...
    • Hire me, please!
    • "The future, Conan?"
    • "Let's slow it down more..."
    • Go to The Hague, Henry
    • Not everybody loves stem cells
    • Speaking of Parkinson's
    • Oh, Chuck...
    • Busy break
    • Zing!
    • InSinkErate this, NBC
    • Vote for a Wonder
    • "Mystical-type experiences"
    • They keep comin'!
    • That's "sex acts"?
    • How about now?
    • Shiny...
    • It's a two-fer!
    • Deep Brain Stimulation
    • Priests and AIM and the GOP
    • Around Atlanta, no less
    • Balled and chained
    • Pagegate fallout?
    • Argh!
    • "Kill(ers)" me now.
    • Doesn't apply to TVs
  • +September (17)
    • All pants pull up!
    • Even "soybuddha" is dumb
    • "Daddy's Girl" is right
    • "As he is humongous..."
    • "I was trying to learn!"
    • "...But not George Bush"
    • He's a Mac too
    • I'm employable!
    • Golden Feingold
    • Lucky them.
    • Yeah, he's sorry...
    • Overheard (in my room)
    • Not the talking points
    • "White and Nerdy" (lyrics and MP3)
    • Completely Gondor-centric
    • Just the same, right?
    • An update
  • +August (10)
    • That's a lot, right?
    • Fancy Liberal Filth Daily
    • Go left, young man
    • Access forbidden!
    • Auburnomics
    • $3,200 Beauty
    • 205 megapixels!
    • New adventures, old Elaine
    • I'm no Superman
    • Kill all 24's lawyers
  • +July (16)
    • "Very malicious."
    • "My horrific relapse"
    • I'm James Dean, bitch!
    • "But we haven't jammed yet"
    • I enjoy Colbert because....
    • Bruschettawesome
    • "No I'm... didn't."
    • Homophobes evicted
    • Sire my ninja army!
    • "...If you want it."
    • "That's what foeti do."
    • Musical miscalculation
    • "It was a lot of work"
    • Covered in santorum
    • Hugh was robbed!
    • No she di-in't!
  • +June (17)
    • Hug it out, bitch
    • Not-so-happy morning
    • I'd see that movie
    • True patriotism indeed
    • Well, yeaaaahh...
    • Rush busted
    • Stick it to the man, Man.
    • Ann or Adolf?
    • Back to the Futurama
    • Infected ink
    • Oopsie Dixie...
    • Next year?! Yikes!
    • A misplaced crusade
    • Happy Birthday, House
    • Viva mojitos!
    • Genophobic
    • "More of a terrorist"?
  • +May (9)
    • SmackBook Pro!
    • Maddening dining
    • MacBook of Love
    • Another ghost town
    • "A rebel alliance"
    • Real Han is back
    • May 4, 1970
    • "Achoo!"
    • But at what FPS?
  • +April (27)
    • "An obviously offended target"
    • 357 with a bayonet
    • "Rotoscopascopascopa"
    • Ari, v.3.0
    • Whisper words of wisdom
    • I'm a senior...
    • Slippery slope?
    • Mitt-picking a policy
    • Huh. I wonder who.
    • Come on, monsters!
    • Whose "emergency"?
    • See ya, Scott
    • An interesting study...
    • Only $651 million!
    • "High rise... mothaf**ker!"
    • "Why?" and others
    • Still "Living with War"
    • Summer in the city
    • "Linked"?
    • Poor Ace
    • "Pitagora souchi!"
    • Diagnosing the diagnoser
    • So many doormen...
    • Ooh.. "reactionary sneering"
    • "Declines to Counter"?
    • "Near-native performance"?!
    • Ten-hut!
  • +March (16)
    • Wahh-waaahhhhhh
    • Hint: I = "Impeach"
    • Not a bad idea
    • "Come hell or high water"
    • Band kids: obvious druggies
    • EISBYMIWATCHDNSTHD
    • Atheists and Scarecrows and dogs
    • Wasn't it in Family Guy...?
    • Uhh... I didn't know that
    • All told, about 300 doses
    • "Others" being...
    • They're already off, Dr Hibbert
    • Indeed. Ruining lives.
    • Home again, home again
    • Put up yer Dukes
    • No dice, Conyers
  • +February (18)
    • Complex primary general... excuse
    • "Sweet revenge"
    • A losing strategery
    • He'd be the first
    • "He chose... kinda poorly."
    • "Misbehavior is when you complain"
    • Yeah, that is funny
    • Whatta combo...
    • "Get rid of the Seaward."
    • Booouuuunce!
    • It should be hitting the fan
    • If you look up "yokel"...
    • Yep, "The Lord Their God"
    • Ch-ch-ch-chili!
    • Eden < Evolution
    • Blog your own BYO
    • Put it on my tab(let)
    • Scalito defies his namesake!
  • +January (37)
    • Spring Breaking
    • What "ethical lines"?
    • Priceless... "Bush Wars"
    • "Problematic and chilling"
    • "That's enough, Mr. Nelson"
    • Tribulations of a Coke addict
    • I don't get it.
    • fMRI polygraph? Not yet.
    • Beer 'n' Britcom
    • "Po... Po--- Po!"
    • Quite a contrast
    • Tired...
    • "Complete the task!"
    • Celebri-geek sighting!
    • "Either Jesus or Bob Saget."
    • Got any cheeeeese?
    • Idol? Not so much
    • Hollywood's the devil!
    • It's half of forty-two!
    • Steve will see us waving...
    • What?!
    • Smugness is easier to maintain
    • Only the Italians
    • A bit o' right ultraviolence
    • My dæmon is a sloth
    • Reach out and touch...
    • Dual envy chips, too
    • It will be hot.
    • Yeouch.
    • He's a chicken-kid
    • Mmm... Hi-Def Leeloo
    • Yonah comin'?
    • Civic duty, p.2
    • My civic duty
    • "Is that so terrible?"
    • Technical update...
    • 2006: Barely an Odyssey
• +2005 (42)
  • +December (42)
    • Cornstarch + vibration = ...
    • Scott?!
    • I applaud the leak
    • Santorum smells like....
    • Beards: A Hairy Situation
    • ...And a happy new year
    • Happy Boxing Day
    • "Cheeto?"
    • Feliz Navidad
    • A final twist indeed
    • "Too over the top?"
    • "Sorry, where were we?"
    • Bears bad news
    • What the devil...?
    • Russ in '08
    • "It's flawless."
    • Can't be both, I guess
    • Kong--- smash them
    • Douuuuchechill....
    • A pale horse coming
    • Er, "suicide machines"?
    • Throw something at him
    • Question for you
    • He-a Culpa?
    • "Happy" yet unexplained
    • A (Blue) Devil of a game
    • Take (Eighty) Five
    • Brings me back
    • "Pass me more wine..."
    • Squash-a-heathen eve?
    • Heh... "smut for smut"
    • Still busy, though
    • TiVo: Out of a job?
    • Is it cheating?
    • "Cringingly awful"?
    • That explains a lot
    • Sucks for them
    • It does take a brain surgeon
    • Here's what happened
    • Archives, y'think?
    • We have liftoff!
    • Hello world!