I bet you were thinking, Man, what’s it going to take for Patrick to BLOG again? Something ridiculous and
Well… you’re wrong! Wait, no, the other thing: totally right. You’re totally right.
(Also, I hope you’re reading this via RSS or something, ’cause I’m sure no one ever visits this ghost town in person any more.)
Because I only take to these forgotten corners of the intertubes to share some big freakin’ news. I’m… well…
