Tell me this guy isn’t creepy to the max:
They’re all pretty solidly head-desk-y (especially the baby cage). Worth a click through.
“Hello? Hellooooo…?” “Beep.”
XKCD-(enter)-humor-(plus)
Today’s XKCD is nerdier than I’ve seen in a while:
Here’s a hint. Make sure you do the “hover” bonus joke.
Yo mama so Questionable…
Jeph Jacques (of Questionable Content) has a pretty good series of “yo mama…” jokes going on his Twitter:
Yo mama so nasty she be a villain who is eventually redeemed then killed in a George RR Martin book OK I’M DONE #yomamafriday
3 minutes ago from TwitterrificYo mama so dumb you are obsessed with constantly showing people how smart you are and it makes you really hard to be around #yomamafriday
5 minutes ago from TwitterrificYo mama so Bene Gesserit she deeply suspicious of the motives of the Spacing Guild #yomamafriday #inevitableDunejokes
8 minutes ago from Twitterrific
A bit of a slur, innit?
“I tell cute animals what’s what”
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while (salty language alert), at least since Stuff Nobody Likes (previously).
Maybe I just like blogs hurling verbal abuse at abstract concepts or non-sentient things.
Eat size ten!
Shoe-dodging: I think we’ve found Bush’s lone skill, other than running three countries into the ground simultaneously.
(Though the latter really is no small feat.)
Also: “lightsaber back shaving”
This blog post (and the associated comment thread) might just be the best thing ever.
Also, Randall Munroe owes every introvert male in the world royalties for today’s comic.
