supercres.net » hah http://supercres.net Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 08 Jun 2010 23:58:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 “Hello? Hellooooo…?” “Beep.” http://supercres.net/2009/10/07/hello-hellooooo-beep/ http://supercres.net/2009/10/07/hello-hellooooo-beep/#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:40:43 +0000 Patrick http://supercres.net/?p=2179 Tell me this guy isn’t creepy to the max:
phonerobot

They’re all pretty solidly head-desk-y (especially the baby cage). Worth a click through.

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Here’s a hint. Make sure you do the “hover” bonus joke.

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Yo mama so nasty she be a villain who is eventually redeemed then killed in a George RR Martin book OK I’M DONE #yomamafriday
3 minutes ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama so dumb you are obsessed with constantly showing people how smart you are and it makes you really hard to be around #yomamafriday
5 minutes ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama so Bene Gesserit she deeply suspicious of the motives of the Spacing Guild #yomamafriday #inevitableDunejokes
8 minutes ago from Twitterrific


Yo mama such a bitch she got bit by a radioactive spider and died of cancer because even that spider fucking hated her #yomamafriday
12 minutes ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama so ugly it’s actually fascinating. You can stare at her for hours, lost in the exsquisite horror of her features
#yomamafriday
16 minutes ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama so white she got a Pottery Barn in her uterus #yomamafriday
26 minutes ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama so dumb she think wikipedia is a brand of cat food #yomamafriday
28 minutes ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama so dumb she constantly falling for pyramid schemes and you wanna help her but you suspect she been stealing from you #yomamafriday
31 minutes ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama so fat you have extremely bad eating habits and neuroses about food and eating and it is ruining your marriage. #yomamafriday
36 minutes ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama such a ho it makes you and the rest of yo family intensely uncomfortable at thanksgiving #yomamafriday
39 minutes ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama so fat she run out of hydrogen to fuse so she switching to helium #yomamafriday
about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama so dumb she got in a fistfight with the concept of entropy #yomamafriday
about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama so nasty the stink lines coming off her are actually SNAKES #yomamafriday
about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama so dumb she got into a spaceship and flew into a black hole and the black hole was all “DAAAAAAAANG” #yomamafriday
about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama such a ho she got neodymium magnets in her pussy so she can fuck robots and garbage trucks and space probes and shit #yomamafriday
about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama so lazy she only come down from the tree once a week to poop because she is actually a sloth so you a sloth too, sloth #yomamafriday
about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific

Yo mama smell so bad they named a town after her and then burned it down #yomamafriday
about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific

]]> http://supercres.net/2009/10/02/yo-mama-so-questionable/feed/ 1 A bit of a slur, innit? http://supercres.net/2009/01/21/a-bit-of-a-slur-innit/ http://supercres.net/2009/01/21/a-bit-of-a-slur-innit/#comments Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:40:07 +0000 Patrick http://supercres.net/?p=1886 Best headline ever.

]]> http://supercres.net/2009/01/21/a-bit-of-a-slur-innit/feed/ 0 “I tell cute animals what’s what” http://supercres.net/2008/12/15/i-tell-cute-animals-whats-what/ http://supercres.net/2008/12/15/i-tell-cute-animals-whats-what/#comments Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:52:35 +0000 Patrick http://supercres.net/?p=1853 This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while (salty language alert), at least since Stuff Nobody Likes (previously).

Maybe I just like blogs hurling verbal abuse at abstract concepts or non-sentient things.

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(Though the latter really is no small feat.)

]]> http://supercres.net/2008/12/15/eat-size-ten/feed/ 0 Also: “lightsaber back shaving” http://supercres.net/2008/12/05/also-lightsaber-back-shaving/ http://supercres.net/2008/12/05/also-lightsaber-back-shaving/#comments Fri, 05 Dec 2008 16:41:20 +0000 Patrick http://supercres.net/?p=1839 This blog post (and the associated comment thread) might just be the best thing ever.

Also, Randall Munroe owes every introvert male in the world royalties for today’s comic.

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